Bart, this is a crazy person.

I too am upset about the media's blatant anti-Adam Carolla bias.

I too am upset about the media's blatant anti-Adam Carolla bias.

Also, try not to have a vagina before you tell one.

Also, try not to have a vagina before you tell one.

I'm a people person… Who drinks.

Hater's gon' hate Lobsters but as soon as I have the internet at home I'm going to check out your podcast.

Hater's gon' hate Lobsters but as soon as I have the internet at home I'm going to check out your podcast.

I doubled over with laughter 'blast my cache' part of MBMBAM but the referring to women in pre-Raphaelite paintings as 'juggy babes' actually had me walking to the other end of the train platform so I could lose my shit without being judged.

I doubled over with laughter 'blast my cache' part of MBMBAM but the referring to women in pre-Raphaelite paintings as 'juggy babes' actually had me walking to the other end of the train platform so I could lose my shit without being judged.

Oh wow I forgot how incisive Kael could be, she nailed Lucas ("It’s an amalgam of Lucas’s follies—plot for its own sake, dissociated from character or drama; the affectless heroine, who’s a tougher version of Carrie Fisher’s spunky Princess Leia in “Star Wars”—and effects that Spielberg the youthful magician has…

What were your issues with it? I'm all for being possibly controversial: I can't stand Joss Whedon and thought In Bruges was well-mounted and occasionally hilarious but absolutely tone-deaf and reliant on unearned pathos.

I use my phone as a wireless hotspot and, accordingly, don't download stuff or watch youtube. So, yeah, I can surf the internets but not really do anything fun. The TV… yeah, there's no way around how crap that is. Once I get paid on the 15th I'm going to buy one and it will be absolutely amazing.

Ah I've seen a few episodes of that, I like it mostly because I like Garrett Dillahunt. At the moment we don't have a TV or the internet so I'm not watching anything.

Who's the one the isn't Katy Perry?

Yeah definitely if I was still unemployed and hadhours available to do such things I would move all my financial affairs over to the BHB but I just don't have the time currently. I like having money more than I like changing financial institutions I think.

I had two coffees on my way to work today and I'm worried it will set a dangerous (and expensive) precedent. I was early and decided to buy a coffee from Crafternoon, the cafe down the road where you can eat, drink and make stuff/colour. I went there mostly because the owner was cute. When I got to the train station I…

A girl in NZ was made a ward of the court after her parents named her Talula Does the Hula in Hawaii.

The December of our December, you might say?

I do love it when Jim Treacher pops up like the Candyman after 3 non-denigrating mentions of Obama.