I watched the first season of True Blood a few weeks ago. I liked seeing Vinnie from Home and Away, Lizzie Caplan's breasts, Anna Pacquin's breasts and the way Bill says "Sookeh" and that's about it. It was crazy addictive though.

Urgh, despite my high-faultin' talk of doing things on my own, a series of text messages sent from my phone at around 4am this morning suggest that I have arranged to go to Moonrise Kingdom this afternoon with an ex-girlfriend. I blame Scroccling Wine, a mix of Berocca, sparkling wine and scotch that I thought was a…

Oh wow I'm not that bad but regretting choosing to wear a flimsy cardigan over a T-shirt for casual Friday.

Not snowing anywhere near the ironically-named Sunshine, VIC today… just cold and raining.

That American girl who pronounced his name 'Bay-sil' still makes me angry when I think about her. Basil himself was alright.

Did you ever see the horrendous remake that was on in the afternoon in the mid-00s? It's the worst show I ever watched daily.

I've got a Galaxy Mini and had the Galaxy 5 previously, I am as clumsy as hell and a semi-functioning alcoholic but have had no issues with breaking them.

Yeah, just walking round in one of those ugly moon-boots. Hopefully I'll be able to stop wearing it after my consultation on the 8th of next month but I don't know. Not allowed to smoke while I'm recovering, which has made this first week at a new job extra interesting. Have been compensating by consuming Herculean…

When screaming outside did they mention that the dice was loaded from the start and that they forget the movie song?

I'm guessing we're talking about original songs as opposed to popular songs? Cause if I'm allowed the latter then Freaks and Geeks, the former then agreed on Doctor Who.

I used to abhor it now I tolerate it because it means there's 40 minutes of Justified coming up. I think I may be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. Or AIDS, but that's another matter.

It takes a fucking cockwomble to like that fucking cockwomble of a song.

Just clicked last weekend that, following recent developments since my arrival in Melbourne, I am now the only single person in my group of friends so need to start doing stuff on my own. Going to start with finally seeing Moonrise Kingdom on Saturday afternoon, got to sort that out quickly before it leaves cinemas.

I'm fine with musicals (breaking into song is no less unnatural than delivering a monologue or screeds of exposition so that argument has never washed with me) but I found my issues with Whedon's dialog were multiplied to the nth degree by the musical episode of Buffy. Might take your advice and stay clear.

I have taken to calling people 'Schmitty' from time to time. Also whenever I do something I consider awesome I declare it to be 'Classic [my name here]'. And I say 'Coolcoolcool' a lot.

So you'd recommend it to other Whedon athiests? From what I've read about it it seemed like the levels of Whedonness were reaching unfeasible proportions.

My phone browser officially can't handle this comments section, as I found out on the train. On the plus side, my work browser can. On the minus side, a guy got up and pissed in the doorway of the train right beside me. On the plus side, by the way he waddled off the train at the next stop, I think I can be thankful…

My only regrets is that I have but one like to give to the @avclub-452f275406338a0c04c13f95f5bab9bc:disqus

Congratulations guys! I haven't been here in far too long, generally been recovering from my broken leg and not having the internet. Now at least I finally have a job and umm… still no internet but more money to waste on mobile data.

Aww… congratulations guys, I haven't been around since I broke my leg but am very proud of all of you.