Ni!

I agree with Mr. is God up there: Mormons fucking suck! They rape kittens and smoke baby legs wrapped in porpoise skin. Anyone who doesn't believe me need only go and read Jon Krakauer's Under the Banner Of Heaven: A Story Of Violent Faith. It's all documented in there. (More or less.)

What a
silly bunt.

Somewhere right now, Robert Wilonsky is laughing contentedly to himself.

Fuck, I still remember when WOXY was 97X ("The Future of Rock and Roll") and was being broadcast about 30 minutes from where I live.

I can't be the only one
who, after seeing the title of the book, now has the Pet Shop Boys' "Left To My Own Devices" flowing through their head.

::Has sudden taste for salt cod::

::Guffaws appreciatively::

Regarding the title of this piece:
Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass!

"The Chauffeur" is certainly the tits, as is "Waiting For the Night Boat".

Prince
The first song I thought of when I read what this weeks topic was - "She's Always In My Hair".

No love for "Miss Gradenko"?

"Back On Me".

As far as TMBG deep tracks go, there are none better than "Kiss Me, Son of God", "Dead", and "She's An Angel".

As far as TMBG deep tracks go, there are none better than "Kiss Me, Son of God", "Dead", and "She's An Angel".

I adore
Kinky Friedman as much as any sane adult should, but, c'mon, Nathan, when are you gonna make good on your goddamn weekly promises and explore the (FAR more important) careers of Loretta Lynn and Buck Owens? You're really starting to remind me of our Commander In Chief here, what with all the…

Wait!
I gotta wait 'til freaking *July* for a Sopranos write up? And it's not gonna be about "College", "University", "Pine Barrens", or "Whitecaps"? Fuck!

Thank fucking god Krasinski won't be playing Cap! My faith in H'wood casting directors has been (partially) restored.

I do hate to disagree with you, Z, but the guy looks about as soft as the red plastic egg full of Silly Putty that I used to play with religiously as a kid.

And Dark Passengerside Airbag wins the Internet - the ENTIRE Internet - this day!