By all that is Right and True, King's X should've been regularly selling out stadiums by the early nineties.

This,
THIS is what happens when you let the black folks pursue their own agenda. I hope you're happy, white-guilt-plagued, liberal America.

Goddamn
motherfucking useless wigger.

Goddamn
motherfucking useless wigger.

Just like
a fuckin' wetback to leave when there's still work left to be done.

Speaking of slabs of beef
good call on getting Tasha Robinson to review this.

Heller,
Just how in the hell, exactly, are those Zeppelin lyrics "hackneyed"? (Note, I'm refraining from calling you an elitist twat.)

LOVED the Kois article
on eating your pop culture vegetables!

@Miller - You should seriously do that. I mean, along with "Wherever I May Roam", "My Friend of Misery" and "The God That Failed" are my favorite songs on the album.

I have the exact opposite opinion of Phipps': For me, the Liz Taylor makeup really doesn't work, the Rock Hudson makeup works intermittently, and the Dean makeup is spectacularly understated. Hell, Jett Rink as an old man is one of my very favorite movie old age makeups.

As a rabid Metallica superfanboy for many, many years
(and a current Metallica non-fan) I have to say that they didn't really become a total shit show until ReLoad. Yes, yes, the Black Album was certainly a blatant grab for mainstream success, but, I feel, a largely very successful one, artistically speaking (despite…

They lost me at
Joss Stone.

Thanks, knobgobbler.

Where's
the PotC review, people? The front page says it's there, but it's (wait for it) actually NOT there when you click on the link.

You're so cool,
Brewster!

Make your predictions for the summer's first big bomb right here!
I don't know if it'll be the first, but, eh, there's just something about Cowboys and Aliens that feels more than a little off. Literally *everyone* I know has more than a few misgivings about the concept (e.g., it might surprise and be totally…

/b/ - Not angry. Just *passionate*.

Wangs - Yup. And there's a 7-Up one, too.

Okay, so the first two links are fucked. I promise you, though, that said 7-Up and Seiko billboards do goddamn exist in said goddamn Moonraker flick.

Christ almighty is this a non-story.
EON have been product placement whores for DECADES. I mean, really. Has everyone forgotten about: