Please pass the milk, please.
Please pass the milk, please.
Please pass the milk, please.

Oh shit!
Speaking of Prince, how in the hell could I have forgotten his all-time cham-peen earworm, "Starfish and Coffee"?

"Pop Goes the World"
by Men Without Hats.

I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working CLAAAASS!

Oh, Genevieve, Genevieve, Genevieve.

The AV Club
really needs to have a Most Annoying Voice-off between Koski and Rabin. And I couldn't for the life of me guess who would "win".

Also, the '80s gave us Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam. Which is pretty much the worst fucking movie I ever paid money to see in a theatre, bless Jim Varney's mouldering heart.

Oh, believe me, I wouldn't exactly kick Blythe Danner outta bed for eatin' crackers, you know what I mean, huh, huh? ::High fives all around him::

I'm so there
at the Columbus show, the day after Independence Day.

I hate her, too. I really, really, really, really hate her
(if, by "hate", you mean "want to do bad things, sexually, to").

What VS said up there in her/his final sentence. It would have been nice to see you compete with Sudhir and Jamawn in the final rounds of this contest.

So I wasn't the only one who thought as a boy that "ass" was being uttered by Zod, and felt a little bit naughty, nay, invigorated as a result? Well, cool.

"I used to box for Oxford."

And Robert Denby wins!

How many times did you spy Ells catching flies with his tongue, and did you ever get used to it, or did it remain unsettling for your duration with the show?

So, okay, cards on the table: Is this site ever gonna start doing Rome write ups for the TV Club?

What an eccentric performance.

In praise of Michelle Bernstein
I've never so much as tasted even one of her dishes, but MY GOD is this woman hot as all fuck! I especially enjoyed the combination of the blue skirt, the platform sandals, and her milky white gams when she was describing her last meal fantasy to Isabella. And then, and THEN: we get…

Charlie Sheen is not a negro, nor is he a Latino.

What is it
about angry niggas lickin' they lips, huh?