Oh, those legs and that ass were certainly above "average", Old Man!

The Final Rip Off
by Monty Python. I don't think I'll ever tire of hearing bits like "The Book Shop" and "Marilyn Monroe". Ever.

"Dry County" FTW!

Guys, guys! How, I ask you, *how* can Ms. Shirley Hemphill be "creepy", I axe ya? Or my goddamn mothergrabbing awesome Xmas pic?

Ack Ack - Well, he *did* play Donald Merwin Elbert, a.k.a. the Trashcan Man, in the miniseries The Stand, so that's something.

Omigod omigod omigod!
The complete Larry Sanders Show? Finally? YES! I might just faint!

Shit. I completely forgot about the great Claremont/McLeod, Claremont/Sienkiewicz early run of the New Mutants. Those issues contain some of the best mainstream comics stories I've ever read.

I guess
I'm showing my ignorance/horrible taste by admitting that I got *way* caught up in the Uncanny X-Men Madelyne Pryor storyline of the early eighties.

What silly buns said.

Of the names mentioned above, my top two choices, based purely on looks, would be Scott Porter (the classic Cap look) and Patrick Flueger (the slightly-left-of-center Cap look). And god help us all if they decide to go with Chace Crawford, Garrett Hedlund, or goddamn John Krasinski.

"Mayonaise" is still one of the most gorgeous songs I've ever heard. Ever.

*The Kool-Aid

Metallica. Time was, I would *fight* anyone who posited even the slightest criticism of the band. Jesus, for a time, I vociferously maintained that not only was Lars Ulrich the greatest drummer ever (christ, it's embarrassing to remember this), but that James Hetfield was a highly underrated singer, and that Kirk…

Erik Lehnsherr.

I know she's really fucking mannish
but, come on, Genevieve, Calamity Jane *is* a girl.

Sean Fucking Connery!
As Bond. As Jim Malone. As fucking Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez. Whatever the role, he fucking commands assloads of authority.

Also, cut to the chase and let me know: Are caps of any kind popped in myriad asses?

But, Norse God, annoying fucking hipsters wouldn't be *nearly* as fucking annoying if they didn't automatically shit on everything the general public flocks to.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the only Joss Whedon entertainment that I find at all watchable is Toy Story. I generally find the man's attempts at "clever" dialogue to be self-conscious and unfunny in the extreme. And SLB's above examples have only bolstered my stance.

My experience with Harry Potter (and wouldn't you be willing to pay big bucks to watch a porno with *that* title?):