@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus : Yep, that guy was almost certainly a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, Brad-Pitt-in-a-beard sort of fellow. Can you imagine if someone tried to depict Jesus as some kind of Arab Jew? The scandal!

Yes, but thankfully none have yet tried to blow up the Supreme Court. It seems that "apparent intent" actually does go a long way even in a subject as touchy as "visual depiction of the Prophet."

Well, he is a bit of a ham.

It's not that meth is especially expensive as illegal narcotics go, it's that using meth will very rapidly diminish your ability to hold down any kind of job.

LEGACY COSTS:  Pay each jailed player $10000 -OR- shank all jailed players to continue.

Respect for Lee was always a given. If anything that team-up adds to my respect for Batman, because most superheroes wouldn't have the confidence to fight alongside Bruce after he made the Green Hornet look so bad by comparison.

I got a haircut from Bruce Lee's former barber in Oakland once. The haircut took forever and was barely passable, but totally worth it for all the yarns (including various conspiracy theories regarding the actor's death).

Tell that to his kid brother.

As long as we're going to turn the basic struggle for self-determination and economic survival into a form of mass media entertainment then why not just hire the guys who made those "Bumfights" videos? (Or maybe they got a reality show deal already. I don't really follow that kind of thing.)

"…reporters are pretty accustomed to angry people verbally hoping for their deaths."

Wouldn't Mr. Freeze be a more appropriate adversary this time around?

…and even if he was David Mamet, no one wants to see The Postman Always Rings Twice III.

*Though not officially until 2013.

"But say, compare just Union or just Confederate casualties to WWI or WWII or Korea, and suddenly, it's not looking so awful"

"The real Kevin Smith died when he said that he loved The Phantom Menace."But wait! He has an honest-t0-God idea for future Star Wars movies, involving Boba Fett and time travel! Because he used to play with the action figures and that's what he thought would be cool when he was a kid. Really.

"But these pages are stuck together for some reason."

DAMN YOU. I've been waiting to get the inside scoop on that "Snowball" guy for damn near 20 years now.

Most people are too drunk to finish reading after they get to the 21st.

Not so fast: they just got around to officially recognizing the end of slavery. It could still be another century before they get past the "race mixing" thing.

No fair, "Canada" is really easy to spell. It's just "See, eh? En, eh? Dee, Eh?"