Not "T-Dog," not "Tim Dogg," not "Tym Dawggy-D." It's like he wasn't even trying. Might as well make your rap name "Dave."

"A noble spirit embiggers the smallest dog."(Hey, it's a perfectly cromulent word.)

It struck me after watching the movie that [SPOILER] everyone would have seen that "twist" ending a mile away if it had been nearly any other actor. Imagine if, say, Michael Douglas or Alec Baldwin had played the philandering husband… the entire audience would have been like get the hell out of that house, you stupid…

"You know, I think that dude may actually be a cannibal."

K19: The Widowmaker was OK, even if Ford's Russian accent was hilarious.

The thing is, Han didn't even know Shia LeBoeuf was his son for the first two thirds of the movie because after he broke up with Leia she married another smuggler and he didn't see either of them for the next 20 years. Then when he finds out he's all "…AND YOU LET HIM DROP OUT OF THE JEDI ACADEMY??"

AGENT: "Sir, at this point the possibility of successfully making a decent Star Wars film is approximately 3,720 to 1!"

At least it had more mummy in it than the Karloff version. Despite the iconic movie posters, Boris was only in that "dead guy wrapped up in gauze" makeup for the first few minutes of screen time. He didn't even lurch after anybody.

@avclub-1982161d0fe636d1caabd47a2ac23e12:disqus : The thing I hated about Van Helsing is that they took the one character from Dracula who's supposed to be the world's foremost expert on vampires and re-wrote him to be literally the only person in the movie who knew absolutely nothing about vampires.

Uh… no cream for me, thanks.

It's just a fucking cloud of smoke that can assume the form of dead people. Goddamn islands.

Unless they go the "Lost" route and encounter another group of survivors from the back end of the boat in season 2. Then they can add a bunch more characters living in a local abandoned research facility who ultimately provide no satisfactory explanation for their actions or presence.

He's a good actor, I just hope for his sake that they stop typecasting him as a "short guy."

One of the fantasy scenarios I hear a lot (at least from the people who want to keep assault weapons legal) is that some day, the heavily armed citizens are going to be the only ones holding off the fascist Federal government.

The assault rifle used to belong to my dad, he carried it in the Vietnam War. Though you are supposed to turn your guns in, he kept (re: stole) it, and now it's mine.

"And he's half black and half white, just like a panda… which come from COMMUNIST CHINA."

Wasn't he the original lead guitarist for Dead Kennedys?

FINAL SCENE: A group of people furiously bid on the contents of a garage. The door opens to reveal… an asphyxiated man in his still-running car! Roll credits.

Frankly I find this a little unfair. I didn't get an invitation to see the State of the Union Address and I never ONCE threatened to assassinate a sitting President.

My neighbor collected guns, but he was a fairly decent law-abiding guy so it didn't really bother me.