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"I told you, you can't have a gun until you tell me your name."

Speaking of things people forget about that movie, did you know that Tinkerbell used to be officially classified as a Disney Villain? Because she tried to have Wendy murdered. TWICE.

Little known fact: the original group to go by "The Three Kings" actually ripped off that Gold, Frankincense & Myrrh from Crowns of Glory too.

Gimme a break. I'm really supposed to believe that the North American continent was inhabited by "Indigenous Peoples" who were killed off in the millions by "imported disease" and "wholesale genocide" by European settlers? And I thought the moon landing theory was wacky!

The Godzilla in the horrible 1998 version was apparently female. Now let's never speak of this again.

No, he's the one who figures out how to take down MechaGodzilla. With MAGNETS, BITCH!

Filling in back stories often has a way of making interesting characters into tedious characters. Kind of like Wolverine, except that he actually did some cool stuff in the movie trilogy before he got a stand-alone prequel.

One can only imagine the mixed emotions Fett must have experienced in The Empire Strikes Back when he suddenly found himself surrounded by thousands of his dead dad.

He didn't even capture, let alone kill, a single adversary in the original trilogy. All he did was rat out the location of Han Solo & pals to the empire and let them handle the actual capture… which is exactly what the little elephant-guy-in-sunglasses-and-a-robe did in "A New Hope."

"Sir, the possibility of successfully adapting this source material into a watchable film is approximately 3,720 to 1!"

They CG'd the damn puppet right out of the more recent editions of Phantom Menace just so it would match the shitty CGI in the rest of that trilogy. Leave it to Lucas to edit out the film's sole redeeming feature.

And he didn't need no stinkin' "force" powers to blow that bad boy up either. That was some OG Rebel shit, yo.

Agreed, but it was still basically a remake.

Coraline was pretty fun, but it's not the first film that could be described thusly:

Since when is a birth certificate supposed to be proof of paternity, anyway? Trump was already at least six years old by the time scientists even figured out the basic structure of DNA.

Pre-K television tie-in: Yoda-ba-dabba.

Trump is "brilliant" in the sense that he somehow radiates orange light.

Well, they did establish that Malcolm was very gifted for his age in the subject of chemistry.

The irony is that rhinos can't even run Sideways.

No way they're going to be able to limit themselves to just six villains.