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"A dude's gotta eat."

"Oh no, it's the Sinister Sixty!"

SPOILER: Darth Maul ended up in that wheelchair because some dude cut off his lower body.

They missed the ball on Flash by not making that movie back when audiences were still wowed by that freeze-camera effect from The Matrix. They missed the ball on Wonder Woman when Lucy Lawless got too old to play the part.

I actually thought "Superman Returns" was notably un-ambitious. Not only did they use the one villain who's already been in a bunch of Superman movies, they also recycled the exact plot of the first film.

C-lister!? How dare you, sir. Who among us did not own a commemorative Henry Pym lunchbox at one point, and sleep in Ant-Man underoos? And every year it seems like more and more children dress up as Ant-Man for Halloween.

What does "rich again" mean in the context of a family that felt poor when they still had hundreds of millions of dollars?

Is he one of those billionaires who seeks publicity because he thinks that regular folks willl be totally impressed by how gosh-darn smart he is?

I'll pass on the ricin cakes, thank you.

But is it as horrible as Walter White's downward spiral into irredeemable mass-murdering sociopath? Discuss.

I hadn't seen that "Talking Dead" thing so the image I had in mind from this title was a Very Special Episode of Breaking Bad in which Walter White is verbally confronted by all the people he's murdered over the last couple of years. (Probably in a dream sequence, though Zombie Fring would kind of kick ass.)

I hadn't seen that "Talking Dead" thing so the image I had in mind from this title was a Very Special Episode of Breaking Bad in which Walter White is verbally confronted by all the people he's murdered over the last couple of years. (Probably in a dream sequence, though Zombie Fring would kind of kick ass.)

[Giant robot pauses mid-battle, looks straight at camera]

MILITARY STRATEGIST: "Well, if you've got a BETTER idea for fighting gigantic space monsters than building equally gigantic, ridiculously expensive robot monsters to fight them in hand-to-hand combat then I'd sure like to hear it!"

Dexter was actually the only serial killer in the whole show. Season 8 reveals that his victims' crimes were all just inventions of his own demented psyche, the result of a need to justify his brutal actions.

Dexter to Showtime is what Batman is to Warner Brothers…”

I think Hollywood should dedicate more time coming up with innovative ways to annoy White Nationalists, they've been kind of slacking since Blues Brothers.

Sure, bring up the one movie where we the whole audience hoping and praying for the genocidal army to completely wipe out the goddamn Zionists.

This topic comes pre-Godwin'd!