He doesn't need your permission.

Jamie Kennedy made a movie about this subject. It contained no insight, and was really just an excuse for Jamie to cry about critics pointing out how bad his movies suck. Avoid it.

Louie telling Patrice where the N-word came from is a good example.

Um… you do realize he was playing a character… on a show written by Louis CK… no, you're not that smart.

Did Method Man get speech therapy between Tical and Tical 2000? His slurring and spitting through the early albums really set it apart from everything he did after, for me at least.

"That first verse from Triumph is a contender for best verses of all time."
Easily. "Triumph" is a pretty underrated song in general.

You don't know how to properly spell common names like Gerben and Margaux?!
Hey, maybe if you pulled your face out of your phone and didn't mush-mouth your way through every conversation, you'd get your precious name spelled the way you like it, Kabren.

Shit, did we just get Ewoked again?

The show is seen through Tandy's eyes. These are his interpretations of reality. Todd doesn't think that way, and I'm guessing Phil won't either.

I learned everything I know about surviving the apocalypse from Cougar Town.

South Park also has these vague descriptions, but that's obviously because those shows are sometimes turned in on Wednesday afternoon.

He was hilarious on last week's Never Not Funny.

My gf is like this with anything "artsy." She likes a straight-ahead narrative, be it in song lyrics or tv/film. If I mention The Thin Red Line, she get's pissed.

"Enter Ben Affleck, glowering at his Batman costume like it just insulted the Red Sox."
*wipes spit off screen*

Really? Because I didn't get that impression from the last Indiana Jones movie. Maybe I was too busy getting angry.

No, not an action figure. I'm a goddamn adult. I want a full-sized robot ffs!!
If I can't have a flying car, then I want a fucking robot!

Aside from the trailer, I'm most impressed by the fact that BB8 is a practical effect, not a CG character.
I want one.

Now I see why it took so long. Nice recap, O'Neal.

Nope. You are mistaken.

I DIDN'T. THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY EYE. EVERY TIME I WATCH IT.