He was like 10 when apartheid ended.

I agree. But we don't want you to host The Daily Show either.

CNN has an article. It seems that somebody has decided that jokes equal factual statements. Again.

And diabetes has been trying so hard lately.

I can do two things.

That said, South Africa isn't particularly well known for its groundbreaking comedy scene.

I tried to diplomatically explain how "hacky" his comedy was yesterday, but it's hard to sugar-coat it. It's better than this now, comedians do get better over time, hopefully, but I really don't think he's good enough for the job.

You've obviously never heard of salon.com

So what you're saying is: Nazi Punks Fuck Off?

"It's freedom of religion, not freedom from religion," said the dumbest people you're likely to meet.

How about "snore-rock?"

Anything to get Pally to cut his fucking hair.

Olbermann is a [redacted].

"I imagine half of Louis CK's shows each week just having his head buried in his hands from exhaustion."

Agreed. My thoughts on his stand up have no bearing on what kind of host he will be.

His delivery of "what lock? I didn't touch any fuckin' lock!" killed me.

His stand up is, well, not bad, but not exactly groundbreaking.

You're right. I missed the word "lead" in his question.

What about that Fantastic Four movie when Reed changed his face to look like him?

Just off the top of my head? Desmond Llewelyn played Q in 17 Bond films.