"Where the dork women at!?" - Cleavon Little

It's easy to avoid the single path of the main beam, and their shields could hold off the turbo-lasers sufficiently. They just need to switch their deflector shields to double front when passing through the magnetic field.

*turns around unexpectedly and starts chasing Stormtroopers*

pfft. The Enterprise could put a couple of photon torpedoes down that unshielded exhaust port without breaking a sweat.

Paul Anka enthusiastically approves!

When they travel back in time do they have to be naked?

Yup I'm looking forward to it!

You know…. a MORON

Nah I just got pop-punk in my DNA

I'm gonna listen to it while stuck in a closet with Vanna White!

NO PRISON! NO PRISON! YOU'RE THE PRISON!

Listen: Kendrick, Mr T Experience
Watch: NBA Playoffs
Read: The Rook/outraged ranting from my usual liberal websites
Play: ultimate frisbee and watch my kids' baseball games

WHEN I HAVE ONE NAME YOU SAY YOU RETTA

Dear pwrbttm.ask@gmail.com,

Did you hear Doctor Alibi? Lemmy's collab with Slash on Slash's compilation album from 2010? It kicks ass.

ALL THESE ROOMS ARE YOURS EXECPT THE POTATO BARN

If someone asks if you're a God, YOU SAY YES

The day Russians pretending to be Americans took over America! Philip and Elizabeth for Prez 2020!

In a totally unrelated coincidence, researchers at the FDA have approved massive enemas for all members of the Trump administration.

SIR YES SIR