This is brilliant. I would absolutely buy a first edition of this, not read it, and store it in a plastic bag in my parents attic.

This is a pretty cool list. Although if you did the same thing for punk bands (which this metal list obviously covers) the list would be 100s of 1000s of songs long, although most of them would be less than 1 minute long!

Trump absolutely owns the biggest whinery in the US.

Lagunitas Lil Sumpin Sumpin Ale is my jam.

The big twist after the first fight will be that they were all toys being played with by Andy's mother, and she leaves for camp TODAY, and the Incredibles movies are secretly Toy Story in the 60's!

*snaps safety razor against my cheek in amazement*

It's a fantastic book. The image of the child who couldn't bounce their ball in sync with the other children and their mother's panic still haunts me.

I stayed in Strasbourg for work about 8 years ago. Awesome place, and I definitely got some flammkuchen (it's pizza with onions and mushrooms!! Yum) The beer was great but the maitre d at our hotel was super annoyed at me being vegetarian. After I'd ordered every entree on the menu without meat he finally snapped:…

Thanks!

Excuse me, one should only say Belgium when writing serious screenplays.

"…Brontë novel with warmongering space zealots" got a sincere LOL out of me. Well done. I'm off to meet Heathcliff on the moor!

I'm going to be drinking a shitload of Kronenbourg and Leffe because I'm living right on the French/Swiss border for the next two, hot summer months!

How was sex with Billy?

If someone asks if you are smarter than the President, YOU SAY YES

I have a guess. Is the protocol to hide answers in spoiler boxes?

Werdup to approach the bench please. Counselor, motion denied! You ain't got time to bleed! Counselor Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus, your witness!

"Julius Caesar" has a lot more resonance to the actions of the W administration. Trump and Co. have no higher motives. They exist to flatter Trump and loot America.

Gets Bat-death-repellant out of utility belt. Be careful, Robin!

Thanks for randomly reminding me of Vince Guaraldi! I'm off to listen to Best of Vince Guaraldi with a huge smile on my stupid face!

A lot of people don't realize that "Gulliver's Travels" is a satire of all aspects of contemporaneous British society, much more vast in scope than the biting episode of the minute Liliputians tying the giant Gulliver down (obviously signifying an oppressive class struggle). It is part of a discourse of satire…