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Get a room, you two. Also, we're going to miss you EMG.

I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY

Top Gun 2: Ghostrider (But Not the Marvel Comics One on the Motorcycle, but Tom Cruise will Ride a Motorcycle so Just Not the One with the Flaming Head, but No There Will be Some Flaming but Only During Vollyball Damn this is Getting Long)

He can but stop calling him Shirley.

Major props for volunteering for PAWS!

Here's a person who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators!

I hate when an auction sells me an R2 unit with a bad motivator.

My first car! Tan hatchback, manual transmission!

Whitesnake. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Slash.

"I like my troops that don't get deaded." - Donald Trump on Memorial Day

Make-a-leg European style or from the waist Japanese style? Honestly, either is waaaaaay cooler than a handshake.

Udderly fantastic comment!

You go talk to the Russkies talk to the FBI talk to Comeyeyeye

LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was. I was just going to watch Wonder Woman with the ladies.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.

That's fine, man!

CCR: the 1-2 punch of Fortunate Son and Someday Never Comes is particularly brutal these days.

She's kEllen it with the 18-35 demographic.

Food stamps for ni-CLANGs and cancer research for women, yes, sadly.