Schilling was extremely skilled at precisely locating a thrown baseball over 60 ft 6 in. He's also dumb as fuck.

Agreed that Han seemed to realize something which made him warm up to Rey. There's something that doesn't fit right to me about Jakku. Why did the old dude with the map piece, Rey, and the Falcon all end up there? Chance seems unlikely. It would be more fun if it wasn't just lazy storytelling, but I can't quite put it…

Thanks!

Agreed but not twin. She's Kylo Ren's little sister. He hid her on Jakku because he couldn't kill her when he shot up the rest of Luke's Jedi school. It's why he flipped the fuck out the first time when he realized that she was the one who'd got involved and escaped in the Falcon.

She sounds awesome. And I haven't heard anything about her books. Does anyone have a recommendation for her 90's sci-fi/fantasy stuff?

'Cause we're good and evil never beats us,
We'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas!

When I want to pick myself up I have to do something physical. Go for a jog or surf. Usually involving embarrassing amounts of pop-punk and So Cal punk.

She's a witch! Burn her!

Axl may have grown up a little. Happens to the best/worst of us.

Hey, everyone, Beer Baron says he tossed Aubrey Plaza's salad!

That's a nice observation, I hadn't quite thought of it that way, but I would bet a lot they'll play the hits from both eras.

The Jesus Lizard kills. Not getting to see them live is a great disappointment. "The Art of Self Defense" makes me want to jump through a fucking wall.

GnR with Angus on lead doing Whole Lotta Rosie sounds fucking fantastic:

My vote is for the Richmond venue, but only because I think kaons are cool.

Maybe you're swaying and indecisive because you are high as a kite!

Someone better write up a list of AV Club memes, obsessions, and in-jokes and mail it to them before we invade. Otherwise, the first time someone tells them they've got CancerISIS it's going to go right over their heads.

Stargazer, Long Live Rock N Roll, Kill the King, Man on the Silver Mountain. Honestly, I like Dio best in Rainbow, and I love "Heaven and Hell" and "Rainbow in the Dark." Although, I have to disagree with frug, the later Rainbow still kicks ass. Since You Been Gone and Power are epic.

Burl, I see your unaltered originals on DVD and raise you the THX letterbox set of the original trilogy on VHS. I keep them in a box with the VCR and co-ax cable necessary to play them. I think I saw the new version of A New Hope in the theater when it was re-released, and didn't bother to show up for the re-releases…

*bursts into comments*
Hey, guys!
Wait, where is everyone?

Some people say the cats think it's a snake. FWIW I tried it on one of my cats, and she was totally indifferent.