A sneaky great Soundgarden track.

SALESMEN!

Upvoting it anyway is punk as fuck.

"The arc of history bends toward more Star Wars."

"You're convicted of intergalactic smuggling, be directly frozen in carbonite. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 quatloos."

Slash has said in several interviews how the band really struggled to adapt to Matt's drumming after Steven left, because the whole feel was off. Matt is probably a more "technically accomplished" drummer (whatever that means in the context of a being a kickass rock band) but he didn't have the swing in Steven's…

Yeah? Well, did Bowie get up this morning and send, like, THREE work emails before even making coffee? Huh? Take that, Bowie.

I'll take the glowsticks, please.
Well, we're out of glowsticks! We only had a few and we didn't expect such a rush!
So my choice is "or Duff"? I'll have the Slash, then.

You mean, like, over whose bandana it is? Like, are they each pulling on one corner of the bandana, trying to get it away from the other one?

This sounds sweet but it's a bad precedent to set. Kids today will be the chemists of the future discovering new elements, and no one wants to see Aguilerium, Cyrusite, or Swifton.

If this derivative idea dies, it dies.

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! Shit, wrong Newswire.

"Don't stare, kids, it's not polite."
"But it's so big, and right on his face!"
"Shh."

That should be a fun phone call. I'm laughing imagining a nervous Graham Chapman trying to enroll an imaginary family member over the phone to an exasperated John Cleese.

Get insurance, and be grateful that Obama is forcing you to look after yourself and your imaginary daughter!

"I swear, baby, the doc said it was, like, a one in a million chance that the tubes would reconnect!"

So hoist up the John B's sail

I don't! Smoke!
I don't! Drink!
I don't! Live!
At least I can, fucking think!
Can't keep up, can't keep up, can't keep up!
Out of brains, with the world!

Jesus only uses the transmutative property.

Skaptimus Prime would like Reggaetron to "pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!"