If that scene doesn't actually exist in the movie, someone needs to film a parody of it and release it as a fake trailer. The internet would figuratively explode.

Displaying the Confederate battle flag is a great way to stick it to the uppity negros, piss off the liberals, and then claim that one is actually the real victim of free-speech oppression if anyone gets upset or even calmly points out how racist it is. It's the redneck trifecta!

That's about right. Sprinkle in a little Def Leppard here and there and add some Black-album Metallica at the end and you've basically covered the "which rock acts owned MTV until grunge" category on Jeopardy.

"The Great Radio Controversy" is a stone cold hard rock classic.

I loved it, too! All Star Wars movies have had any number of very basic nits to pick ("What did the Sarlacc eat way out there in the desert before Jabba started hucking people in? Did it hope for the occasional Jawa to fall in?" and "Can't the Empire shell out for a few safety railings in the Death Star?"). But for…

Once you're dicking around with faster-than-light travel you might as well chuck the basic laws of physics and have the ships go "WOOSH!" and "REE-RAW!" in the vacuum of space.

Yeah, he was clearly a fuckup as an evil villain, which I also thought helped his character. The other asshole, General Hax, was obviously supposed to be much more ultimate evil. Ren's little temper tantrums every time his evil master plans failed were hysterical.

In a bit of OP/TUAYW synergy, I saw Star Wars! I thought it was great! It turns out that giving the original trilogy characters some time to do what they do best, while introducing several awesome new characters to the SW universe is right in my sweet spot. I guess you can call that successfully pandering to the fans,…

Or, you know, don't be such a goddamn lazyass that you can't be bothered to spend 10 fucking minutes to fix up that one hole in your otherwise impenetrable armored underbelly. Seriously, dragons these days, no fucking work ethic AT ALL.

Song of Ice 'N' Fire.

Star Wars spoilers: those little fins they put on the tails of the speeder bikes to help push the back end down.

::sniffs, tugs braid angrily::

Happy new year!

Where'd you see Slash? I saw him with Myles and the Conspirators in NY and the show kicked all kinds of ass.

You don't even have to bet. The last two albums Slash released kicked ass up and down the block and around the corner.

Does 'gonna call' count as splitting an infinitive? I'm going to really need a ruling.

Is a hit man snappily dressed in a QT movie?

This meal's gettin' worse all the time!

They came from behind…

The S.E.C. ain't nuthin' ta fuck wit!