Being technically true is the best kind of true!

Astronauts went from test pilot manly-men to pencil-necked geeks so gradually I hardly noticed!

The astronauts are under almost exactly the same force of gravity in orbit that we are on Earth's surface. But your point about the sex is well taken.

Lock x-foils into attack position. We're passing through her magnetic field. Switch condoms to double-front.

Holy shit. I had to look that up on Youtube but YES. That's so perfect I can only assume that you are actually Quentin Tarantino! Can I have your autograph?

Can I go now, sir? AAA!

enberries to put on my vanilla ice crea

If Tarantino lived up to his own freaking ethos, he'd stroll coolly into Disney HQ dressed in a slick black suit, while an awesome song from the 70's that we'd all forgotten about but remembered how cool it was the second we heard it again played in the background, casually banter pop cultural quips with the drop dead…

im too fucking lazy to even finish thi

ding a ding dang my dang a-long ling long
bibby dibby dibby duh BWAAAAAAAAAH

Are you implying that my joke was NOT hilariously original!? You rapping dinosaur superstar bastard!

"Yes, mom… no, mom… NO, mom… yes, mom… no, I haven't met anyone recently, mom… mom, look, I gotta go… there's, uh… there's a Newswire about LL Cool J and I've thought of this great joke… bye, mom… BYE, mom… GOODBYE, mom."

Chris is a great songwriter, but I love me some Matt Cameron songs: "Drawing Flies" and "Jesus Christ Pose" off Badmotorfinger and "Mailman" and "Fresh Tendrils" off Superunknown are classics!

Trent just wants something he can never have… a Grammy!

So we shouldn't call this a comeback, then?

The comments however are still blissfully unaware.

Like I said back on the Star Wars post with the tweets and shit, for months I've tried to hold back the enthusiasm but I just didn't make it. I am fucking fired up!

Me, too! My collection is 5e-6 terabytes!

And did something super to Barbie's.

Barbie and Ken were a great addition to Toy Story 3. Maybe we can just do a supercut of all their parts?