Does that leave everyone else in the shadows of Walter E. Smithe furniture?

Kurt Cobain once sang that God is gay, so it must be true.

Lee Pace fucked this all up. He's hacked into the site!

Never have I heard him call another man a "groveling bug" with such conviction.

I cringed at the scene where Val Kilmer really did hammer a nail with his penis.

Too soon.

A rush and a push and the duck that we stand on is ours.

I actually live close to there. It's part of the Rio Grande Valley area of south Texas. It's safe to say all possible puns involving Pharr have pretty much been exhausted.

Just so people know, her mother, Kris, has the power to cockblock and castrate men in a single bound. Take heed.

Why Did I Get Famewhored?

Don't know about Twilight Zone. This sounds more like American Idiot crossed with Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.

2 Legit 2 Reddit!

No, I believe that was The Veronicas. Or Aly & AJ. One of those.

Being married to Ryan Adams can do that to a girl.

Ummm…yeah, I got nothing for this.

Draw me funny like one of your French girls.

[Roger Moore stays English]

Nah, I don't think performing guest vocals with the Pet Shop Boys and Lady Gaga can make an assumed straight guy gay. Oh, wait…

I've only liked maybe one or two Killers songs, but I can't respect Brandon Flowers for belonging to a church that has contributed money to efforts to legally ban gay marriage in California, i.e. Proposition 8.

Not everyone can carry the weight of the world.