Well, the first time I saw Canceraids, I saw it underground…

Why should they change? He's the one who sucks.

Now, if it were Alan Rickman, he'd deliver that porn with an air of dignified grace, and then take a swig of cognac right after.

Wait, Randy Travis is gay? Did I miss a Time magazine cover story about it?

Oh, I wish I were a Ryan Gosling weiner,
That is what I really want to be,
'Cause if I were a Ryan Gosling weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me.

¿Asti? Spumante!

Thank goodness Ryan Gosling didn't show up and start dragging everyone by the mouth. That would've really brought down the atmosphere.

Come for the testosterone, stay for the…well, nevermind. I just come.

Maybe if they had the kid who hand-farted their songs, I'd watch.

I have to admit, I had high hopes for Filter when Short Bus came out. I thought they'd eventually reach the same level Nine Inch Nails was on, given Richard Patrick's connection. Boy, was I wrong.

More than Justin Bieber fans?

YOLO

"What, me worry?"

They'll make a song with lyrics made up entirely of "Damn You Autocorrect" posts.

Nobody could hear him over all the Skrillex.

Dreded Fursties!

LAN Party Hard.

Around the Lemonworld, around the Lemonwoooo-oooorld.

And then, Patrick Duffy steps out of the shower.

Courtney Love has it. You're never going to get it back.