Wednesdays With Whitney sounds worse than Tuesdays With Morrie.

Cue the Fidel Castro trip-and-fall.

Hank Williams, Jr. would like a word with you.

But that song was shagged by the voice of Stewie Griffin, and for that, I am grateful.

Well, if it'll take place in Miami, there's bound to be some gratuitous bikini shots in there.

That will be the main character's trademark move. Like a combination of Wonder Woman and Scarface.

What did Casper ever do to you?

I have to admit, I never did see the final season of The X-Files because the local Fox affiliate went off the air by the time it began. I don't know if never having seen it is a good thing or a bad thing.

Only if she were dancing with Justin Timberlake.

Wow, Look Who's Cloning? Amirite, fellas?

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs for The Ghost of Tom Joad

They're watching Univision.

I'm amazed people were still watching Dancing With The Stars, even after one of Nancy Grace's nipples stepped out for some air.

That sounded like Whitney material to me.

That J Mascis was going to get a haircut.

Aerosmyth is what would happen if Patty Smyth of Scandal replaced Tyler.

Hey, nothin' covers up embarrassment from Eyes Wide Shut like mo' money.

The Shining 2: Patch Adams meets The Lost Boy Pirates of the Caribbean

He saved Princess Zelda.

Or a gay who enjoys the works of Gaudi.