Or maybe "Rocket Queen", if Axl Rose will be involved with it.

"Marco…"
"MOTHERFUCKING POLO, MOTHERFUCKER!"

Damn, you beat me to that one. You win.

Hey, if you really want to raise the ire of morally conservative groups, start development on a flavor of ice cream called Santorum.

I guess they'll have to call their annual festival "The Family Gathering".

If that is so, then Ben and Jerry needs to start producing a flavor called Ol' Dirty Custard.

Probably getting tanned and juicing up, but the One Million Moms haven't brought that to anyone's attention.

Or the dildo contraption from "Burn After Reading".

Lawn Stars

I thought Peaches lived with Herb when they reunited, 'cause it felt so good.

I'm sure it supplied a bit of gas money to some working folk, at least.

I haven't seen him in any hit blockbuster movies lately, so my answer is yes.

An ironically wild Whitney billboard appears.
Maria Bello, I choose you!

Frances Bay.

Helen Mirren does not approve of that shit.

This is how they should be remembered.

Arctic Kennedys or GTFO!

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your incredibly loud orange tan.

To the left, to the left…

Couldn't this also be true for H8R?