Dikembe Mutombo: "I heard your wife gave you a BENTLEY!  You know what my wife gave me for our wedding?  MALARIA!  I love you, but this is extravagance—it is TAUNTING GOD!  He will push back, Michael!  God will punish this, Michael!"

Another great offering
Just watching this season finale gave me a semi.

Oh man
A TASER!

All of you idiots…
…are leaving us exposed to a MASSIVE, MASSIVE mineshaft gap.

Well…
…looks like I'll be shaving my beard now, lest ladies think I'm the rape-y sort. :-/

Take notes, please.
WOMEN, no wearing pants.

Great episode!
I thought this was the best one yet.

Cartman's Response to Sean O'Neal
Only an A-?!?

Dwight
Charles has no idea what he's done, keeping Dwight out of proper attack position! Long-sleeve shirts put Dunder Mifflin at risk!

Dwight
Charles has no idea what he's done, keeping Dwight out of proper attack position! Long-sleeve shirts put Dunder Mifflin at risk!

THIS.

An alright episode
I lmao at Randy on the phone with the rest of the world after the Space Cops asked him about Finland being nuked. Something to the effect of:

Favorite Joke
Was I the only one who loved the brief interaction/joke between Moe and the Chinese restaurant guy over Moe's pilfered cable TV?

The beginning jokes were some of my proudest moments in several years.

Young Kim
LOL at the thought that KIM'S stem cells could save Jack Bauer. They'd probably get lost and stuck in a bear trap before they reached Jack's body.

I just love…
…Savannah's and John's interactions!

Loved it!
By far, the best moment in the show was Samantha Weaver bringing her three Duck princesses for some AI playtime. And then JH explaining to her that, no, there are no duckies on the Bionicle island. lol

Loved it!
By far, the best moment in the show was Samantha Weaver bringing her three Duck princesses for some AI playtime. And then JH explaining to her that, no, there are no duckies on the Bionicle island. lol

I nearly died when…
"…we'll just invest this [Stan's cash] in a nice money-market mutual fund, ANDDDDDDIT'SGONE…"

Death Cat: The Cat That Eats People