The two that got locked in the bathroom were the only ones I didn't want to beat to death with a hammer, and that was only when they were locked in.

This is one of those things that I haven't seen in years but will still crack me up just by thinking about. Probably neck in neck with the "penguins ain't natural" sketch for residual chuckles.

And there probably wouldn't have been any body doubles at the actual party.

Come on, it's easiest choice there is…the bachelor party from Bachelor Party! Everything you could possibly want in an evening: drugs to the left, hookers to the right, a competent New Wave band playing live, Monique Gabrielle, crossbow bolts whizzing about, wanton destruction of a luxury hotel suite and a coked-up…

Just started watching, but hasn't Gail railed against sweet and savory in the past, like it's something she absolutely detests?

To this day, Joe Flaherty still gets dirty looks for painting Big Bird blue in "Follow that Bird". Can't imagine no one in Mitt's camp didn't foresee a backlash.

Penn "Don't take it from us, listen to what this asshole has to say."
cut to
Some Unidentified Guy in an Office Somewhere "Well, I think…."
Penn V/O "Who fuck are you? Shut the fuck up!"
next segment

Woah, woah, woah. Moxie is a fine soda. It just happens to have an aftertaste that resembles the smell of burning tires.

Dang. Had to down vote myself for accidentally up voting myself. While I'm here, anyone else think that Fenn and Joyce Hyser could have been the awesomest screen couple in movie history if the script for Just One of the Guys had gone in a slightly different direction?

Her Playboy spread was one of the most amazing photo sets I've ever seen in the magazine. In the text (yes I read the magazine) they quoted Lynch's observation of her as "five feet of Heaven in a ponytail".

No, it's for nerds. Geeks can fuck right off.

During the filming of Platoon there was a simple scene to be shot of a chopper landed and soldiers getting out. Charlie Sheen, who wasn't fond of doing helicopter scenes in the first place, wasn't wild about getting on board for a shot that people probably wouldn't even notice he was in. Oliver Stone assured him that…

Did anyone else correctly guess the twist in The Villiage before actually seeing the movie?

Oh, go ahead and complain. Can you imagine how little Academy Awards discussion there'd be if not for those who whine about how irrelevant they are?

No Dice? No dice, punks!!

"As a man who has thirty years of naval experience, I can say in all confidence that if that crew got together and shot Gilligan, they'd have been off that island in a week. Problem solved." — Captain Franklin Howe

Glad you can be so sure. For me Daphne or Velma has always been the Sophie's Choice of fictional cartoon poon-tang.

Oh, man….so many shattered wrists from animators trying to draw in real time.

Rock slab or Bronto slab?

Mary Ann, without a doubt. Personally, I'll take cute over pretty any day, but Dawn Wells was both and that's a combo that "sexbomb" can never hope to compete with.