Because it'd likely turn into a Winnie the Pooh and the honey pot situation.

Too bad "Gavel Bangin'" is already being used by The Soup.

I was a little distracted by how cute Bert's teacher was, until I realized it was Crista Flanagen. Then I spent the rest of the ep kicking myself for not paying closer enough attention during "Russ Bradley Morrison".

Eventually they were phased out in favor of an afternoon rotation of Strange Brew and Eddie and the Cruisers.

The old Dennis Miller line "I'm starting to think HBO stands for…Hey! Beastmaster's On!"

I wasn't until a few years ago that I found out the "Don't worry, it's not bigamy 'cause I didn't marry her under my real name." bit was something that a drunken Henry Hill actually tried to pull.

Wisdom of Vincent Antonelli:

Fuck you.

"Buy me some ham and eggs before I bite you."

It was a running motif in late-eighties Hughes pictures to have rich snobs brought down a peg or two by salt of the earth regular guy everymen (i.e. working class snobs). Usually it was so that the yuppies could taught to be a better people, but Todd and Margo just seemed to be in the picture so Clark could have…

Sure it's not "justify you assholary"?

I don't want to put words into AxlProse's mouth, but I believe the issue he was attempting to raise was not one of personal preference or taste in listening matter but a simple question of SWEET HOLY FUCK, what the fuck is wrong with you people?! How many goddamn years, and we're talking YEARS!, are people going to…

With all of the problems with Nerds in Paradise ( PG-13 rating chief among them, a PG-13 Booger is even more pointless than a Carla Gugino movie where she keeps her clothes on) the ending with Ogre is the most troublesome. In order to become a Tri-Lam, he has to forgo the name "Ogre" and go by his dorky name…

I thought I remembered Timothy Busfield taking some glee in Lewis "going down on that babe".

"What the fuck are robster craws?"

Thank goodness for that goatfucker. He really took the heat off of the guy who swam the Atlantic Ocean, turned a newspaper stand into a global media empire, invented tacos and fucked a chicken that one time.

Credit check? Whatever happened to trust?

I've totally got to dine 'n dash at that place. Do they have a dress code or anything? 'cause, that could be a problem.

Well, I don't believe I will address you as "Carlos the Dwarf"…so there.

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