Oh man, I loved "Digimon World". I had no idea what was going on, never managed to train a good digimon and I probably never made it even 25% of the way through the game but damn if it's incomprehensibility didn't keep me coming back. Invisible bridges, secret paths that are invisible to the naked eye, poo eating…

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone how you live.

Aye Carumba!

I'm worried that I'm turning into my dad since it took me until just now to realize they weren't the same film released under different names for different territories.

I think "Ready Player One" might be the worst book I've ever read. I look forward to never reading this one.

Tom Waits is a reliable source, he'll tell you anything you want him to know.

HOST: Alan Rickman
MUSICAL GUEST: Waka Flocka Flame

HOST: Alan Rickman
MUSICAL GUEST: Waka Flocka Flame

Eggy weggs! I would like…to smash 'em!

Eggy weggs! I would like…to smash 'em!

Set phasers to love me!

Set phasers to love me!

A few months ago a friend informed me he loved "Your Highness" and was about to start trying to write a book in the same vein of fantasy with dick and balls jokes. We haven't spoken since.

A few months ago a friend informed me he loved "Your Highness" and was about to start trying to write a book in the same vein of fantasy with dick and balls jokes. We haven't spoken since.

Ambergris. Noun. A grease-like product of
the sperm whale's digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest
perfumes. This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts.

Ambergris. Noun. A grease-like product of
the sperm whale's digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest
perfumes. This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts.

A nerd to the rescue! Just watched the commentary track for this a month or so back and they say Shelbyville Homer is Hank Azaria doing his impersonation of Walter Matthau.

A nerd to the rescue! Just watched the commentary track for this a month or so back and they say Shelbyville Homer is Hank Azaria doing his impersonation of Walter Matthau.

I liked this post before I even read it.

I liked this post before I even read it.