This jerk owes me 2000 energon cubes.

This jerk owes me 2000 energon cubes.

I'll take a walk…OVER TO KIRK DOUGLAS'S HOUSE!

I'll take a walk…OVER TO KIRK DOUGLAS'S HOUSE!

What the heck is a yellow tango?

What the heck is a yellow tango?

I love Paul Thomas Anderson but everytime I go to talk about him I accidentally say Paul W.S. Anderson and people give me the stink eye 'cuz they think I like bad films.

Badger becomes a robot!

I gotta admit I always wanted to get Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock. That thing is like a pumpkin!

But it isn't what you'd call a good life.

Last year The Stooges were in town for a festival and I reasoned "Hell, if there's one band worth being a huge creep to meet it's The Stooges" so I tried my hand for the first time at airport stalking.
Managed to time it right and arrive at the airport ten minutes before the dudes got let out and wound up getting my…

Mike G is OFs secret weapon. His "Ali" mixtape is one of the strongest in their catalogue thanks to the combined production work from Tyler, Left Brain and Syd.

Dr. Scott!

He was listening to rotisserie chicken.

I might even go so far as to let her reign my terror.

dis bitch is hot

Since this is the internet here's an obligatory post about the level of attractiveness of the female member of the band.

Who is Bonny Bear?

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and
when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The
accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their
waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Watchmen prequel!"… and I'll look down and…

In the first episode guest star Larry David gives Judy a "Dorothy Hamilton" style haircut with a Swiss Army Knife.