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Superman IV: ZODZILLA

Don't you mean…kickass?

Godzilla Versus Mecha-Chinchilla

Pew! Pew! Pew!
CRONK!!!!
KABOOOM!!!

"NO…Let them write."
Ken Watanabe

No Country For Old Klowns

That's what she said.

"Don't just look at it, Sabrina. Snark it."

FAQ

Rambo: Urine Trouble

"…Mmmmhhhmmmmm..urmmmm..mmm mmm nm mmm hnmmmhmm…"

Whoa, I'm seein' double over here! Eight levels!

Don't let this become a flamingo war. Because I'll cry fowl.

I always assumed it was "the papa tits of love".

Oh, I think there are more towns than that.

THE DENIAL

Exactly how else are you supposed to fuck a fourteen year old girl with no arms or legs then, smart guy?

Eagles can be so cruel.

Every little thing
The Reflex does
Gets you arrested
On a city buuuusss

Ted, Woody and Junior
Were disappointments to their father
But they had a way with lather