Toucan play that game.

Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!

That would definitely do it.

Sounds like you live like a king.
A damn hell ass king.

"A few extra pounds"= morbidly obese, natch

I enjoy climbing

I usually just plow through the profiles.

Fatter. Bitter. Harpier.

The slow cooked carcass of Strom Thurmond?

So he's funny like a clown?

*plays "Viva Hate" backwards*
"Turn me on, dead Mozz"

Hired goons?

"Show me the monkey!!"
—Tom Cruise, "Jerry Maguire"

You…poop mouth!

You don't see many Loises though, with her hot body, nasal voice and JOEY LAWRENCE HAIRCUT.

[makes internet sleep in the yard]

That's a ballsy idea.

Exactly. It's a schoolboy way to flirt with the hot chick without it being sexual harassment.

http://i.imgur.com/Iqh3YSA.gif

common scents