Likewise, I chose my username before I found out Queen Latifah has chronic pussy flatulence.

Don't forget Rae Dawn Chong in Commando.

I just got the weirdest whiskey dick.

At least she had the decency to do that behind closed doors, I suppose.

[slap] ONE!
[slap] TWO!
TWO SLAPS!
AH! AH! AH!

Way past prime and super cheesy?

Did you count your ears afterward?

I'm excited for this movie. DON'T FUCK IT UP, HOLLYWOOD.

What's Eating Gilbert Ape?

I want to see them lift a leg to mark their turf.

ROBOT CAMELS

Plus, this one time at band camp? She stuck her flute in her pussy.

Aw, your first tits were fake. That's kinda sad.

The AV Club
we are all still stuck in its slog

Yet to criticize Israeli policy IN ANY WAY is to be labeled anti-semitic by the jewish anti-defamation league.

Nothing will ever top the youtube classic "Farting Preacher".

Oh stewardess, I speak jive!

You forgot Brian Posehn in Goin' Crackers

Mostaccioli

That's good advice…that I just can't take.