*Baldwin fired after audio surfaces of him berating an Ugnaut*

And who can fap to that??

It's an IRS sting! All craft, prepare to retreat.

"I'm not refrigerating the whole house—close that door!"
—odduck's dad

And careful with that Governor Tarkin strain. The more you tighten your grip, the more spliffs will slip through your fingers.

They can throw in a musical number by Macklemore! Topical!

Guess they didn't listen very hard.

Arr! This chair be high, says I.

I've changed my mind about the Biebster. Guy's good for the economy.

Gavin MacCleod

Adam Sandler

Dikembe Mutombo?

Great, Ginger Cow. Turn around.

Oh-oh ush
sit them down now
we must marry!

*audience goes AWWW, laughs ironically*

And YOU get a play! And YOU get a play!

No, it's apt! APT!

It's like pubic lice, when you just got laid!

Good. Goooood! Release your movie! Only your prequels can strike me down!

This movie should at the very least have dvd commentary by Werner Herzog.