She's faking it.

Absotively NOT, Declinarino!

*sneaks out through AV Club bathroom window*

…from a certain point of view.

Many Bothans…died…to bring us this gag reel…

Bananarama

Das ist nicht eine hawaiian shirt!

John Denver is aviation history's greatest monster!

I'm a 26 year old power-drinker.

Say, what do Cenobites call their butts?
Cinnabons.
I'll be here all week.

"Come to….line? ….Come to Daddy."

Ashley Lawrence was a big reason I liked the original. She's a purdy gal.

And they didn't even budget a SPACE BRA for Carrie Fisher! I mean, those things were flappin—um, ah, I retract my criticism.

MOAR ASS WEASEL PLEEZ

Does he tie an onion to his belt?

Don't you mean how many fools were disappointed, Mr. T?

But it's coarse and rough and gets everywhere!

They'll just call it a tomb for pharoahs and be done with it.

Twelve Kessel Runs?

Well…..I'm sure the internet will be understanding about this.