Biggest bombshell?
Mozzarella cheese is named after him.

A bizarre gardening accident.

*imagines a "sharknado", vomits*

*whispers*
THINNER….

I learned all I know about sex from Troy McClure.

MENSTRUAL PLAN
CARRIE NEEDS COTTON PONY

AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE

Semper Fi, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus

"Chris Monsanto told me I have AIDS."

I am fluent in over six million forms of communication—-

Steven Spielberg welched on the deal to name his kid Benny.

It's got a funky beat and I can bug out to it!

The plot was dead the whole time!

They all look like the Yak man on the Jedi council.

I fap whenever I see N.P.C.P.V.

I wanna see two and a half hours of the conception and birth of Jar Jar Binks. No more. No less.

Star Wars Episode VII:The Younglings Strike Back

*gets caught fapping*

Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good fap.

kissing the wookie