@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus The kid's, of course.

Force choke my enemies? That's a neat trick! Yippeeeee!!! >>vader breath<<

This deal keeps getting worse all the time.

Heh. Jett. George Lucas has a son named Jett.

Guess he's going to the big White Castle in the sky.

Frigate.

Pirates of the Caribbean VII: Somali Shakedown

I don't think she even appears onscreen in "Lost In Translation", but those phone calls really told the whole story of their relationship.

Can we see her pooper?

@avclub-e0a1578b57e32929a77892fadf0d0b40:disqus Try new Mustardayonnaise!

We once had a bachelor party for Tom Hanks. He ate the whole cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

My shoes hurt!

AWL FACKIN' HAVE WUT DIS BITCH IS FACKIN' HAVIN'

A bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom's big.

You lost me at "violently shaking his camera".  I fucking LOATHE this ridiculous, talentless, artless, lazy method of infusing "realism" into movies.

Should have been Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart

Someone call Christina Hendricks, STAT.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

There once was a Hodor from Nantucket….

@avclub-776e9111d31a090979dd9fc5f382651c:disqus It was Bob Barker, wasn't it.