Where is the raven?
don't blame it on me
blame it on my wildlings

Give me boiled leather

It's called Cagney And Lacey.

Only a fapster of eeeevil, @avclub-5125ad2b58405bb877649bbea104f866:disqus

My Chemtrail Romance

The government takes no interest whatsoever in pop culture. No musician, band, film star or otherwise famous person has EVER been singled out and persecuted for their beliefs or deemed a threat to Western Civilization. Freedom!

Psht! That never happened.

links?

"It SINKS!!"
                      —Jay Sherman

Try placing your tongue sideways in the corner of you mouth. Now, leave it there until the tongue's surface is discolored, dry, and cracked.

**smells clove cigarette, remembers the old days at the smoke shop where the grizzled owner would threaten to emasculate my friends and me with a cigar cutter**

I'm googling my buttocks.

Hooray! Mumbled lines and utter apathy! Sounds hilarious.

The Emperor's Skidmarked Clothes

Went to the doctor
guess what he told me
guess what he told me
he said twerking
means you gotta use tongue
no matter what you do
but he's a fool

Ha! Ha! Way to bald, no grow!

She gets over it remarkably fast, though.

I once had a dream where the moon was going to crash into the earth. When I saw it happening in The Time Machine, it really freaked me out.

Farts are the basic means of propulsion in Gravity, Mr. Sandler. You should check it out.

@avclub-96f15daceb6669363fbf7f762ed57703:disqus DeNiro's legacy likes to be peed on?