SPACE SHITTER'S FULL

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side….and a song in your heart!

Patchouli, piss, weed, and funyun farts.

But one craps in the holodeck.

@avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus You know who makes a capable Nien Numb?

In all honesty, I have absolutely no problem with a road comedy starring Bib Fortuna and Salacious Crumb— AS LONG AS WE ALSO GET A SERIOUS, CANON, NOT-FOR-CHILDREN BADASS NON-PANDERING STORY-DRIVEN JARJAR-FREE  STAR WARS.

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

I also totally thought this article was about the Shatmeister.

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With all dialog performed by James Franco, natch.

Jurassic Supernova in the skyyyyyyyyyyy

Tyler Perry's Jack And Jill IV

Dino..dro-drop-droppings?

Every time he's at a sporting event and the crowd starts The Wave, he sheds a little tear.

Clever girls…

Do these colors make me look like a flag?

I see your gratitude and raise you sweet ignorance—I no longer remember what the "Harlem Shake" is, if I ever did.

Or an avatar that qweefs?

Boom!

Keep fuckin' that chicken!