C'est Meth-nifique!

She was born without a tongue, Clark. But, don't you worry about her, she whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.

@menocu:disqus I always got a Bruce Springsteen vibe from Old Man Thunder.

"What Deaner Was Talking About"

@avclub-a883fabbbec60032a0c7359a7351c122:disqus Or! OR Louie Anderson: Terminator

A penis inside a penis?

"Alive or slightly injured, you're coming with me."

Puke

Would you like to know more?

Turn him loose! He's got to do it his way! Or no way at all!

The crime-solving boat!

Corey Feldman?

TibowCop

Ah, yet more diminishing returns.

Here ya go.

Fellas.

Frank and beans!

That's what "accidental elbows" are for.

Isn't silence the highest form of praise in Japan?

In Soviet Russia, Pussy (Riot) sings about YOU!