"Silent All These Years" is, I believe, about Tori's notorious inability to qweef.

*pinches tongue*

"..And God, and the bible!"

As if. He came to Portland several years back for whatever reason, then somehow word got out that he might do a free impromtu "show" at the public square at midnight. Word traveled so fast you would've thought Jesus was going to show up.

Loudmouth soup?

A Blowjob. Oh, and a Vodka Tonic to drink.

Hardest working butthole in show business, @avclub-8e3d05b3a02cebcb45d304a5224a6113:disqus !

That is why you fail. At heckling.

And the topping contains potassium benzoate.

Heckling and……heckling?

Battle Pony!

"I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!"

"Hey hey! Yo Connect-tick-cut!! Y'all ready to laugh?? Well, BE QUIET!!"

If you need me I'll be upstairs masturbating.

And then Adam Sandler farted, and a legend was born.

He's thinking what we're all saying!

Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense and I

*goes to MYspace, farts, pees*

Does anyone else see things ending tragically for Mr. Chappelle someday? He hates fame, but seems to need the attention. Bad combo, IMO.

This time around, Yoda will be "re-imagined" as a hip, trash-talkin' teenager named Pickledick.