Planes 2: Homoerotic Hullaballoo

Cars 3: Rear-ended

"A kamikaze of fun!!" —Gene Shallot

I order you all to cessna and desist with these puns.

But isn't that true for all of us @avclub-22259ee6329364cebbe4c40bd951f307:disqus ? Isn't that true for all of us?

And what is the DEAL with chicken mcnuggets?! If it's what I mcthink it is, I don't wanna mceat it!

The Weather Hermaphrodite?

Can't ya hear the thundah!

Shhh! The stable of writers for "The Millers 2: It's Miller Time" might be reading these!

*prods a dangerous organism until it eats my face*

I would get buttocks installed.

@avclub-de673d31baeae5f044e0e13816fd6646:disqus 40 year old stripper = 60 year old civilian

The AV Club

And a Phil Collins!

I got a Smootchie Wallace notification for this?

I'm very sorry you don't like shitty apologies.

@avclub-95b1c507175e8fe8492752ae6540a730:disqus is history's greatest monster!!!

Or think you're saying "Chris Brown".

"If you are reading this you have no—D'OH!!"

His fish wife.