"Belieb in me"—Justin Bieber

Man, I don't even KNOW anymore.

One cannot pay too much for a comfy pair of shoes, Mr. MacKaye.

@avclub-4c37107b9dedb73b90f677930bf7728b:disqus He'll never be the head of a major corporation..

I could never do that. I love all her songs and albums—not equally, mind you— and they each satisfy a certain itch.

I LOVE her cover of "Is That All There Is".

You had me at "PJ Harvey strips".

"It may be a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on tv!"

Canada!? That's America's wang!

Have The Rolling Stones killed.

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Aack! I'm chokin' on my own rage here!

White meat stuffed with dark meat, and way past the sell by date.

@avclub-550af0e27594253768ef93c3f2421f7b:disqus If it's gonna be THAT kinda thread I'm stickin' my dick in the mashed potatoes (from KFC).

You gotta go where the white women at.

Or a porn shop. Naboo Taboo Video.

Brigitte Nielson. It tasted like Brigitte Nielson. (shudder)

So THAT's why Kenny's rockin' the asian look!

My band shall be called "Brian Posehn's O Face"

Perry's singing style is like a braying donkey. Ugh, nails on chalkboard.
I swear, I almost cannot fap to her.