……..       …………

@avclub-ef062084a1c4a3584af1d4f8e514ea50:disqus It's 92 degrees!

Reached out a hand to steal a van

Yaaaayyyy!

But when the wrong word goes in the right ear, they'll know you've been lying to them.

Custom built by J.C. Penney himself!

MacLeod!!!

Contrary to reported claims, the van isn't actually white—it's just covered in seagull shit.

Mrs. Lucas: The Anti-Yoko Ono

It Fappened One Night(1934)

"Billy, do you like movies about gladiators?"

True story: Queen Latifah wanted me banned for my username…until she realized how fucking ridiculous HER made-up name is.

I hated Crash, but I kinda liked the sequels— Boom, and Bang.

I dunno, I find Bruce Willis' new hairpiece distracting. (see above photo)

It's a boob thang. You wouldn't understand.

…Or paupers.

She was wearing a pearl necklace. That's like chum for a guy like Quagmire.

This looks like one of those 3D images you have to stare at awhile before, say, Bart's slingshot pops into view.

Meh. Can't be any worse than the show is at present.

"Died Blonde"?! More like DYED Blonde, amirite?????