Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish

Yes, she does. I'd elf her rrrreal good.

LOUD NOISES

I would guess…Twister.

And that little dog grew up to be….Vin Diesel.

The The? Or another The?

Yo, Adrian!

Pictured above: Every kid's Guitar-God fantasy

Gah! I feel like Brad Pitt in Se7en. I know I mustn't, but what choice do I have!?

In a perfect contest, this wins.

I'm so curious, yet I do not dare.

Let's play Edna Crabopoly!

…so we know it's not a mirror.

"Hey, google 'washed-up has-beens.'"

I think watching episodes of Dallas accomplished that feat in spades.

Only in the way Ted Striker has a drinking problem.

LOLz this show sounds hilarious!

I bet there's AT LEAST a dozen Lindsey Lohan obits out there somewhere just waiting for that TMZ newsflash.

Titty twist!

Wow, he sounds like the Samy Bouzaglo of music!