I believe it was Tatiana, The Weather Hermaphrodite.

That sounded like a silo tipping over!

According to everyone else, Corey means "asshole in a douchey hat."

That was so cringe-inducing that I'm embarrassed to admit I watched the video.

More like ass cracks, amirite????

"If we're gioing to survive this, you must realize that coarse sand is going to get everywhere."

Will Smith kills the other crew members and crashes the ship so he can bond with his son.

From deep inside the cranium of M. N. S.!

SPOILER ALERT!

*shakes out dandruff onto laptop*

Gimme liberty or gimme deaf!

"M. Night Shyamalan…chops…the…effective…editing…despite…blame…for the downright embarrassing…choppy mess of redundant…corny…overreliance on…stock…rewrites. After Earth…is grim and…vaguely Caribbean."

THE LITERATTI STRIKE AGAIN!

Drink your own shit? Man, you're hardcore, bro.

Well, shove my nose in shit!

You're far too trusting. We will deal with your rrrrebel frrriends soon enough.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus Er, maybe he did use the force.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY RECORD A HEAVY METAL ALBUM AT 91.

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

F&F Jerry: I think her name is…Volvo?