"I call the big one Bitey."

Aaaaaaaaaa-afternoon delight!

There were rumours he was into field hockey players….

Tap-a tap-a tap-a!

You HAVE to eat there! And preferably record it LOL.

Watched the full episode last night and I am still reeling from the biggest WTF moments ever committed to video. AND THESE PEOPLE KNEW THEY WERE BEING FILMED! Absolutely astonishing stuff. Train wreck of the decade right there, folks.

Or, they're just a huge boner.

I have a vewy gweat fweind in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

"You lack the fortitude for veracity!"

Imagining the poker game breaking up with Homer just sitting there deep in thought cracks me up.  Then long goodbyes, Lenny getting ready for bed, sleeping a while, then getting up and seeing Homer STILL sitting in his kitchen…

You take two patches of skin off Shannon Tweed.  Apply to elbows of leather jacket et voila!

Uh, wasn't the belt a length of rope?

GOSSIP PLAN

I love that Homer sings the coda of "Family Ties". Sha-la-la-la…

Plus, only Homer (hopefully) would try to drive after getting stinko drunk AT HOME.

Mr. VanDerWerff, I represent the estate of the late Nathan Rabin. I call for an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation!

You on your period?

The inside of a fake leg?

@avclub-0a963a0730546783e9e534ce14918086:disqus Just tell'em Large Margin sent ya!

Finally!