@avclub-a0496dba558578db7e8b96f7af556b34:disqus River Phoenix is dead?! You bastard!

Pasty, doughy goons?

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

Missouri: The Show-Me-How-Fucking-Stupid-You-Are State

To ENTERTAIN!

Just wait til it's parent teacher conference time at his child's high school.

I missed the Satyr in that one.

…planes to crash, dranks to drink.

Something something chrome something something trailer hitch.

Whoa. That…..that's really….something.

The AVClub

Don't forget to pick up Bart!

Well, she definitely did some sex work on me!

I think "Fat" would resonate with most americans.

Agreed. If I had to watch the same movie every day for some reason, I would want that movie to be Stepbrothers.

I wanna be friends with it.

Let's hope no one brings a lightsaber.

something something pants party.

Sally Field or GTFO!

No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!