Rabin (to AVClub): So Long, Stinktown!!

Homer no function beer well without.

@avclub-f7d69f580c2ec97094589817747a2ba8:disqus we should hang out.

And you're a laid-back baby with an STD

Wait, I thought the other Corey died. Are they both dead? Are we now Corey-less?

Ha ha ha! Talk about being in the WRONG place at the WRONG time, huh? Ha ha ha!

Fartcatcher In The Rye

Well, this just proves that "Dr." Drew doesn't know anything about female genitalia.

Hey, he can tell that joke about the theater shootings in Colorado! He's hilarious!

He just acerbically pushes guys' manhood buttons in commercials  so they'll buy giant fucking pickup trucks now.

I'm confused. Why did they use a production still from "The Walking Dead" as the article's picture?

"DIE Jurassic Park DIE"

I didn't know he could cook.

"Kids! You witnessing all this plight?"

More like Lane Bryant, amirite, brahs? Cuz she's fat.

"NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!!"

Shrapnel

[SHARTS]

@avclub-e4854c5608c54d96a6b3f76b9414a746:disqus I'd say your victory is…..Iron clad? Hehe.

"Now, where did I put that remote?"