And John Mayer still walks the earth. God truly does hate us all.

In Soviet Russia, car get hit by YOU!!

I believe the term dates back to when people wore onions on their belts…backwards?

I lingered on this post an uncomfortably long time before getting back to scrolling down.

The AV Club

Would you like to make some fuck?

Yeah, but "Hot Dog Down A Hallway" just doesn't work as well lyrically.

"Dust In The Wind" by Toto.

TUSK!

HIGHWAY MOOSE HIGHWAY MOOSE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?

I would say "Stretch Out And Wait" sounds more sexual…and dirty, now that I think about it.

Just like Hugh Hefner!

Ah, walking carpet? It WAS the 70's, you know.

Wow, at first I thought @daffy dick had a "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" kinda moment! Sorry, @TheCzarCastIchbasTurd:disqus

Mr. Buttersworth?

It would have been left in his behind.

You mean, more of a "weathered" look to those anal beads?

I think I saw the delivery girl scissoring through the office cubicles..

And you may say to yourself, 'my god, who have I blown?'

Dang, girl. Hubby still away?