"I just gagged on the ball-gag!"

Phrasing!

I hope someone got reamed for that blunder.

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Die Hard 8: Bruce Willis Is Now Incontinent

Die Hard 6:Hard By Dawn

"I don't even have to TRY and you fuckers will keep paying me??"

Alan Thicke!

No, that was Menace II Society

If You Can't Die Hard With The One You Love, Honey, Die Hard With The One You're With

Die Hard 6: Deadly With A Chance Of Meatballs

*adopts Jim Carrey-like over-the-top theatrics*

He could still surprise ya!

I look forward to the sequel

MOAR SCAR-JO PLEEZ

Eh, he'll never be better than Michael Gordan.

My favorite asian dish?

Shia LeBeef"s beef.

Cagney And Lacy?

Now I'm picturing Hector Salamanca having sex for some reason.