And she is ONE TOUGH COOKIE

In our sharts.

He would put out bowls of frogs for the guests..

Judge Judy: So Mr. Womprat, you're saying the defendent Luke Skywalker deliberately bulls-eyed your son in his T-16 back home?

that's what she said

Apparently gastric bypass is like sawing off a shotgun.

Mr. Roker….I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Except when he shits his pants.

Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense and I

@avclub-28d8cc41b12fb1b6164f7d0ca09ab2fa:disqus Eh, I bet you flipped him shit right back.

I shat my pants At Kmart as a kid. Drastic way to get new clothes, yes, certainly. But effective.

@avclub-4c56756898d633b36107f305da70351d:disqus A Squick

..With slightly furrowed brow.

I'm wearing them…and I just did!

Technically, the medical term is "anal leakage". Remember OLEAN?

A well-placed *cough* and no one's the wiser!

"Tonite we'll make our way through the tunnel, bypass the sentries, and come up on the pantry next to the dining hall."

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus I humbly submit "Heckuva job, Brownie"

"Deuce" Bigelow, indeed.

That's nothing, @avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus .You should have seen Bush at that bukakke bar later that evening…